July 2012
30 posts
Imagine if bending did exist and you ended up... →
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Then we’d kick ass with martial arts. Ex. Sokka, Suki, Asami ;)
The Dork Knight: The Dark Knight Rises Review →
kevinang:
The Dark Knight Rises is a bloated movie. It’s filled to the brim with high concepts, increasingly confusing plotholes and somewhat jarring transitions. It also happens to be a spectacular, astonishing and mind-blowing finale to what is one of the greatest epics of all time.
I had never…
therapeutic all caps.
50shitsofgrey:
“Stop biting your lip, or I will fuck you in the elevator, and I don’t care who gets in with us.”
- Fifty Shades of Grey, p.107
HOW ROMANTIC.
Bastos na yan. As in bastos sa papasok sa elevator, and security will prolly do something about it. Tanga tanga mo.
Oh and, HOW DO PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH WRITING THIS AND MAKING MONEY? I DON’T EXPECT POPULAR BOOKS TO BE ALL...
best sellers today, why.
After reading through my CNF (creative nonfiction) manual to help with my travel piece, I took a break on the internetz. I ran into 50 shits of grey. Then my inspiration ran dry.
mlrmlrmlrmlr WTF
50shitsofgrey:
He moves round the car with easy grace and folds his long frame elegantly in beside me. How does he do that?
- Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 108
“folds his long frame elegantly in beside me”
“folds his long frame”
“folds”
“FOLDS”
Hah…..k.
Fifty Shits of Grey: “Oh.” I thought it was... →
rootedinvanity:
50shitsofgrey:
“Oh.” I thought it was chocolate fudge brownie sex that we had, with a cherry on the top. But hey, what do I know?
- Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 109
What…
Ok Ana, let me remind you:
“I’m going to fuck you now, Miss Steele,” he murmurs as he positions the head of his erection at…
BIMBO ALERT. ABUSE ALERT.
HAHA this was pointed out by a classmate the...
Listen tumblr, I know we all love Robert Downey,... →
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betafishsmackdown:
Can we just take a second to talk about how hot his eighteen-year-old son is? I mean, really. Not only is he RDJ’s progeny, he’s also only 18, which is way less creepy than being in love with the 46-year-old Downey. Seriously, look at him. Boy’s fine.
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vecordious:
lady-korra:
geothebio:
madamdoesnothing:
hoboharper:
but really zuko and sokka look like they fell out of the sexy tree and hit every branch on the way down
and landed on some sexy grass with sexy dirt getting all over them.
and then some sexy rain fell and they mud wrestled
naked.
Back in HS/college, you’d go for the young looking, nubile, fresh, crush...
“And the endless gun control debate will begin again, and the lobbyists of the...”
– We’ve Seen This Movie Before, Roger Ebert
“That one irresistibly, unbearably dysfunctional man (read: boy -Gela) whom you...”
– Marivi Soliven Blanco, Manic for Manila
“In order to move on, you must understand why you felt what you did and why you...”
– Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven (via larmoyante)
“A a Catholic I believe in this religion, there are amazing things about this...”
– “Melinda Gates Takes on the Vatican”: http://nyr.kr/P18nX7 (via newyorker)
Conversation I had with my mom in the car.
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Me: Mom, I have a random question. Mom: Okay, what is it? Me: Which would you rather be, a road, or a car? Mom: Hmmmm.. I think I would want to be a road so people will ride me. Me: Oh my god mom. Mom: Well now that I think about it, I think I would want to be a car cause I like being on top. Me: OH MY GOD MOM.
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When Someone Pushes You In The Big Dance Circle →
10knotes:
Expectation:
Reality:
LMFAO I just died
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